Damn interesting night at work!

I might also mention that it was a bad night sales-wise, but there was one particular phone call that brightened up the shitty shift:

Dan: Hi, it's Dan here from Planet Fitness... *continue reading script*

Woman1: Hi Dan! I've already got a membership, u called my son before but he didn't think of passing it on to me. I've got 12 girls in the other room who are all drunk on wine... I'll put one on for ya!

Dan: Lovely! ;)

Woman1: Hang on a sec, Dan!

I hear women laughing and being drunk in the background with lots of women shouting at each other (not in a violent way, of course):

Woman2: Hi Dannnnn!!!!

Dan: Hi there! *chuckles*

Woman2: How are ya, Dan?! Where are ya, all the girls here are drunk and horny, will ya come around?! Maybe do some dancing?!?!?!

Dan: Err... umm... I would if I could but I'm in a promotions center not in N.S.W!

Woman2: Awwww!!!!

*Dan proceeds to laugh his arse off on the phone*

Dan: Yeah and they'll probably sack me if I say anything else!

*Pushes for the woman to make a booking by putting on a sexier voice*
*Phone call ends with a touch of regret on Dan's part... damn orgies*

Anyone wanna go for a drive to Lambton in N.S.W? :P





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